That's irony for you. It's true - you are "creatively challenged" if you missed that one.

Maybe that would be your custom title, although as Tony states - it's unlikely to happen.

I'd prefer that custom titles were conferred by *other* members on the board, to reflect the persona that had been projected by the user.... so Bitt would become "Keeper of the Dictionary", or something similar in nature to reflect upon his expertise in the use of English grammar.